Filipino Haircut

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck

Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!

by Filipino Girl July 13, 2011

need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess

paul coppock

by tom harper October 23, 2003

Russian Haircut

When a male bites the females pubic hair off with his teeth

I gave that bitch the Russian Haircut

by Tha Real MC June 19, 2008

Hitler Haircut

A black bowl cut that your mama cut for you, and Jewish kids will make fun of you for it.

That non-Jewish kid has a hitler haircut.

by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014

Harlem Haircut

Fictitious gangsta term used only by homies on the West Side of Brownsville who are not aware if Harlem residents actually use the term or not. Refers to when a bullet is shot at the top of the head, grazing the victim's scalp and leaving him/her bald.

"Ya'll better not mess wit Juan; I hear he gave Martin a Harlem Haircut after he messed wit his sista."

by Shadowfyoory April 4, 2004

emo haircut

1.The reverse mullet. Usually covers one eye of preferred side and really shiny from how greasy it is

Girl: Did you see that guys emo haircut?! it's so cute!!
Guy: what a queer.

by MikeyisaNinja April 25, 2010

Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.

What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.

by The Branch December 6, 2010