Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)

Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.

by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025

Havana

Havana is really nerdy
Small wiener
Doesn’t have any fun
Virgin

Havana is a virgin

by Packatoke December 8, 2025

New havana

The US county with the ugliest flag known to man

Did you see the flag of New havana, it’s so ugly. There is 22 other flags on it

by IDFK4TTT November 7, 2022

Hatching a Havana

When you need a poo. You can feel it almost ready to come out. It’s growing inside and you know it’s going to be a good one 👍

“ Hey Steve, you haven’t been for a dump for a while”

“ I’m just hatching a havana “ 😜

by Miles Away Boy January 10, 2022