hickenese

The spoken language of the hick,hillbilly or redneck.

Who throwed dam dag gon beer cans in my pickup? ... " WHAT THE FUCK "! spit them balls out of your mouth, we don't understand or speak hickenese around here cowboy!

by Jdilla March 14, 2017

Hackery Sizzles

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

by CreepyRob August 21, 2020

hackerkiller

A turbovirgin who thinks he is cool for killing a hacker in minecraft.

OMG there’s a HackerKiller. I wonder when he will leave his basement and talk to a female.

by Jesse504 April 26, 2021

Hackney Slut

A women from hackney who is easy and knows how to handle a 9 iron

It’s that hot I am dripping like a hackney slut

by Top shaaaga June 11, 2021

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Hickenlooping

Watching porn with a relative. Coined in 2022 by Greg Gutfeld, referencing former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper's admission he watched "Deep Throat" with his mother.

Nick and his sister were both fans of Tom Cruise, so they decided to go see Eyes Wide Shut in the theater. They sooned learned they'd be Hickenlooping for 160 minutes.

by TheDolphinKing69 June 23, 2022

Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.

To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.

by Fasters April 8, 2023