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howdy

1. A greeting you hear a whole lot in Texas!
2. If you don't get a howdy in Texas you must be deaf!
3. Hello in Texas is Howdy!
Howdy from the people of Texas!
by Texan March 2, 2003
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Howie Mandel

When a females pubic hair resembles that of Howie Mandel's facial hair.
I was gettin with this chick and she took off her thong and I saw she had a Howie Mandel then I told her to put it back on.
by Zane Jensen January 30, 2009
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Walking Holiday

Walking Holiday is a Girl or Guy who typicially loves to party and is generally laid back. They usually let stuff fly but when you cross them they'll go nuts.
Deena: I'm a walking Holiday
Snooki: Let's Party!!!!!!!!
by Bbloveramazing123 January 7, 2011
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happy holidays

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...
by a pretty cool person December 24, 2013
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Holidaisies

- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.

- what you get for people who die on holidays.

- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.

New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
by Future Requirement December 22, 2009
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holidiary

A term to describe a physical or electronic record of holiday requests within a young, urban, corporate environment.
"Q: Can I request two weeks off in August?

A: I dont know, let me check your holidiary."

"Dear Pam,

Unfortunately there is no availability in your holidairy for your unscheduled abortion. Please consider using protection at the next office party."
by runtonite July 6, 2011
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Wank Holiday

A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"

"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
by Muffin_UK April 3, 2009
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