Herman

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023

Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different

He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman

by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020

Herman

Generally for the female sex. A "front wedgie." Not to be confused with the well known term, "camel toe." A Herman is not a visual thing, it's a feeling.

I hate these pants, I've had a Herman all day. Or...Ashley, block me so I can pick my Herman.

by Nicky55 February 19, 2024

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

Faradisa Herman

A woman who definetely smart, georgeous, cute, sometimes do something weird but awesome in reality. This person had many fans from her circle, many boys just fighting each other to get her heart. She also an independent woman, hot, sexy, and very beautifull.

Don’t go to the cinema without Faradisa Herman, the theatre must be spectacular if you watched with her

by Jacky Salim November 23, 2021