gunder

(noun) A liquid drink served at the Phi Psi lodge at Cornell University especially during the 1970s. Used as a substitute for other decent drinks in order to save money for the house. Gunder was akin to Kool-aid, but somewhat thicker. It did not come in flavors, so much as it came in colors of which there were primarily two -- green and red.

The Brow's skin tone was the color of green gunder. Red cake goes well with a big glass of green gunder. My blood flows with green gunder.

by B.J. Cleaver December 13, 2004

grundle stiltskin

The process of putting on stilts and tea bagging a person standing up.

Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.

by Forgefelcher October 26, 2008

Grundle Fudge

the mixture of sweat, dirt and fecal matter that build up in the area between a man's anus and his scrotum.

After a long hot day on the tractor, Farmer Bill was having to deal with massive amounts of grundle fudge.

by Jim Deal69 July 20, 2008

Grundlebate

A highly stimulating sex act whereby your sexual partner tightly, but gingerly, pinches your grundle while you furiously and feverishly masturbate yourself. To perform properly, your mate must pinch the grundle between their thumb and forefinger and must tug this fleshy area back and forth and up and down in rhythmic and synchronous harmony to the recipient's stroking and beating of their turgid cock. Said act is known for explosive orgasms but can result in a very sore taint if performed too frequently.

Carl exploded in a body quivering orgasm after his girlfriend helped him get off with a little Grundlebate action. She tugged a little to hard though and Carl's taint was a little tender to the touch the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Grundle cheese

THe nasty build up of sweat and fungus when someone doesn't wash there grundle

Listen here ya damn hippie, go wash your grundle, I can smell that cheese factory from here

by Cutshaw Jr. February 22, 2005

gundling

1. a gigantic, monolithic, gargantuan shit
2. a tall, lanky female who displays features of a horse (and may also speak in a monotone)

1.(girl with high pitched voicewalks into porta john): JEESUSS CHRIIISSTTT!!!
(Eric): hahahha, dude I just left the biggest gundling in that porta john.
2.(student one): I hate my history teacher!
(student 2): who do you have?
(one): Miss Stack.
(two): Oh yeah, she's such an ugly gundling.

by Dr. Dread June 6, 2010

Guncle

A gay uncle; loves to take the nieces and nephews out in the city for lunch and drink wine all day. Likes to flirt with waitresses for some reason.

Friend: Who are those two grown men that took you out to eat the other day?
Me: Ahhhh those are my Guncles.

by Harry Potters second cousin October 17, 2018