US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?
by SMCLG September 22, 2022
Get the Granny Shifter mug.Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.
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Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
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Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
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DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
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Get the Granny Clampets mug.Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
This is also known as downstairs phlegm.
John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !
by tilly tilly May 7, 2014
Get the Granny Marmalade mug.Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under
Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph
by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020
Get the Gangsta Granny mug.The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.
Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012
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