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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020
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Goose

Him: I fucked my cat last night

Other him: your a straight goose hombre
by J- bird June 12, 2019
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Goose

goose
eat my goose
by Poopysexydoody May 10, 2022
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Goose

Verb; When under fire and behind cover in an FPS, the act of chancing and getting a lucky sniper kill, usually a headshot.
Some guy was firing at me, so I took a chance while he was reloading and goosed him.
by KingKr33per January 13, 2017
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Goose

A youtuber, who loves to say Honk and is friends with a duck.
''Hey, it's me, the goose, HONK, HONK!''
by Kripty January 16, 2019
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Gooses

The gooses waddled by.
by SYARNE8593 May 28, 2019
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The Gooses

An online community made up of the friends, fans, and followers of a silly, yet sexy content creator/live-streamer Miss Red, often referred to as “Momma Goose” - The Gooses are both male and female with “Goose” being added to the end of males names and females are referenced as “Goosie Gal”
Online Person: “The Gooses” seem to be very loyal to her. I can see why; she is so positive.

“The Gooses”: She definitely lives by her motto “Creating smiles no matter the way“ and is always reminding us that we are loved and important!
by MisreadPaiges June 7, 2021
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