goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

Goozing

A verb describing any liquid substance flowing out of your body .

“I need to change my tampon , I’ve been really goozing all morning “

by Hot cherry pie37 November 1, 2020

OMEGA-GOONING!!!

Omega Gooning is when an individual reaches climax and screams "IM ABOUTA B....B.....B.B.B.B BBBBOOOIIIIDDDDD!!!!!" Typically when omega gooning an individual will be gooning normally until he views a specific piece of pornography and omega goons.

"IM ABOUTA TO OMEGA-GOONING!!! OMYGOD AGHGHGHGHGHG AHHHHHHH!!!!! *Splat* EEWWWWWW I JUST OMEGA GOONED ALL OVER MY DORITOES!!!!!!!!!! IMABOUTAHOPONDANBOID!!!!!!!!!! wait........... im about to...... imabouta....... BOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT GOOK SPLURP* OMYGOD I JUST BOIDED ALL OVER MUH CAT AGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!

by GayMaker July 22, 2023

Goofing

Having sex, getting ur cheeks clapped

Jesica: So what you and ted doing

Brittney: we goofing in the Walmart parking lot
Jessica: oh so y’all had sex

by Daddy gang64853 December 3, 2019

Goofing

In lieu of goofing off at work, this is the act of actually avoiding the office all together to go golf. This is typically misrepresented as client or employee development. If consistently done with the same group it is referred to as a Strategic Networking Alliance Group (SNAG). Most commonly used by management and outside sales.

Has anyone seen Chuck and Chip today?
No. I bet they're both Goofing today.
I hate those guys.

by Pagoda75 May 8, 2008

Gooning

To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.

Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."

Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"

Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."

by Whynotski March 29, 2010

gooning

The act of working out at the gym to try and get buff.

Mike: "Yo you going to the gym today?"
Stuart: "Yeah bro, we be gooning hardcore today."

by Carlos Malone July 26, 2011