goob is a baby
by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

A euphemism for doing drugs; mainly marijuana. Originated from a tweet made on may 21st 2023 by daily_luigi of artwork consisting of luigi attacking a ghost from the Luigi's mansion series called a "Goob".
Person 1: "bro what's he up to right now?"
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."
by Cynical S. May 31, 2024

GOOB is the philosophy that Grande Omega is of more importance than Women
Grande Omega Over Bitches.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.
Grande Omega Over Bitches.
John: Yo Steve, you wanna party tonight?
Steve: No man, I'm GOOB. Gotta finish chapter 4 first.
by BrankoNedeljkovic May 12, 2021

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020
