Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021

Gong Yoo

My man he just died in squid game

"Gong Yoo is my man"

"Real"

by d4hyunsluvr January 2, 2025

gonged

When something is stupid and/or lame

Marcus: Jesus, dude, you’re so gonged!

by epic-bruh-moment65 August 29, 2019

gongs

a cute nickname for a male person for example instead of “bro” or “homie” and etc.

someone: wassup gongs!!!
the boy/man: hiii

by soh_p257357 July 29, 2022

gong-able

Pertaining to an order placed over $5,000 dollars.

Shawn placed a gong-able order for $25,000 resulting in 5 strokes of the gong.

by BustedZit March 21, 2023

Gong Dede Bong

Meme added to the end of sentences/paragraphs.

i can has cheezburglar?

no u can has gong dede bong

k

by Anonymousousousous October 19, 2008