the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010
Get the Golden Dildomug. by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007
Get the Golden monkmug. The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.
by Lulabelle Wood October 29, 2007
Get the the golden sealmug. by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014
Get the Golden Flashmug. by cork man April 30, 2005
Get the Golden Scalpelmug. Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."
Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.
Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!
Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!
by bananas00101 April 20, 2012
Get the The Golden Childmug. Charlie suggested that the pair engage in a golden mudbucket, but was taken aback when he found out he would be the bucket.
by MisterNefarious November 28, 2012
Get the Golden Mudbucketmug.