Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.
Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!
by starlessgolightly October 03, 2018
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North gem highschool

A school in Idaho that has some good and some bad teachers but all in all the school is pretty good besides it's really old
Kid 1. Where do you go to school
Kid 2. North gem highschool
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Shining like a gem

Acronym for the word slag, used to talk bad about someone in front of them without them knowing
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Kak Gem

The person who's always be there for you even at your lowest point. They'll gave you life advices that could change your life forever and ending with "PAHAM?!" which means "do you understands?" in english. I really recomend yall be friend with this person
Person A: I fucked up
Kak Gem: pucuk ubi pucuk kangkung, banyak bunyi pecah muncung. pantek. PAHAM?
by kakgemnumber1fan July 29, 2024
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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.
Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.
by llamalanuh October 23, 2022
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the brown gems

the brown gems is like the bomb bay, the bronze age, the bronze jade, the bond james and lebron jame
guy: hey have you heard of the brown gems
guy 2: you mean the basketball guy
guy: ya
by the brown gems August 19, 2022
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Gem/Gemerald

on the online imageboard called soyjak.party, a gem or gemerald refers to a high quality video or soyjak that is deemed "a bone chilling spine shivering aryan slowburn" or good.
"this is the gem/gemerald that is saving the sharty!"
"What?"
by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024
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