gasser

Noun. Race or other high-performance car that runs on regular octane gas from a standard commercial pump. Unlike fueler or fuelie, which runs on high-octane gasoline or methane, also know in drag racing as top fuel.

He tore up ashphalt in his gasser.

His gasser does low 11s in the quarter.

by David Sclothe December 27, 2007

Gears Of Autism

A fidget spinner.

The origin is Gears of War, but replace "War" with "Autism". Why, because fidget spinners were originally meant to entertain children with disabilities.

*9th grader spins fidget spinner*
"Gears of War? More like Gears of Autism!"

by twoleggedtable December 11, 2017

gassed up yute

someone who’s a young adult nd thinks they’re big still

ollie ur a gassed up yute still

by yhyhg February 14, 2018

Gassy Gideon

A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.

My girlfriend and I did a Gassy Gideon last night and I woke up to my breath smelling like her ass.

by nostrilcunt June 13, 2018

Gearsexual

Substituting a healthy human relationship for laptop and console gaming.

RJ is totally a gearsexual. He would rather play on his PS4 than spend time with his hot girlfriend.

by RJ’s GirlfrIend’s Mom August 8, 2018

gassius clay

Someone with extremely powerful farts. This person produces farts that float like a butterfly but sting like a bee. Can knock someone out with one whiff.

CHIP: We gotta leave this party.
BARB: Why?
CHIP: Cause Gassius Clay over there has been ripping ass all night and I don't want to be his next victim.

by daddy_time August 10, 2018

gassy antalope

attracted to cougars. My personal favorite card in cards of humanity.

Carmensita was being a gassy antalope while karlita and stephchef laughed.

by will hebble September 20, 2016