galion

one of many small, unknown towns in ohio. (possibly THE smallest and most unknown)
known for nothing other than corn. and mullets. and toothless people.

local lore: many years ago, the high school football team was damn good. some old timers have fantastic stories about the year they won the championship. since then, all they do is cry.

dave: where you from man?
mike: galion.
dave: where the hell is that?
mike: yes.

by mike-loves-ohio June 20, 2008

Galloway

A unit of measurement used for determining the size of one's penis. Similar to the 'guage' system, Galloways operate by calculating how many of one's penises fit the area of one S. Galloway penis which is approximately 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide.

This is represented by whole numbers when said penis is less than and equal to one Galloway penis. When said penis is larger than one Galloway, fractions represent the area of said penis that is taken up by one Galloway penis.

Boy: Mine is three Galloways!
Girl: ...Are you joking?

Boy: Mine is one quarter Galloways!
Girl: Holy moly that's huge!!

by Gor3bag September 6, 2010

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip

A track by Nirvana, found as a bonus on the European Version(s) of the CD In Utero, around 20 minutes after the end of the last track on the CD, All Apologies (23:59). If it is on your copy of the CD, there will be a sticker on the cover saying "Exclusive International Bonus Track". Also, if it's not mentionet on the back of the cover, it's NOT there.

Note, that it might also be on the Australian version of the In Utero CD.

Dude, you should really check for the Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip on your CD...

by Demon369 November 27, 2004

5 gallon frosty

While getting head from someone, they have ice in their mouth and putting fingers up your ass. The number of fingers determines the gallons of the frosty. For example, 1 gallon frosty being one finger, a fist being the five gallon frosty.

I know a chick with petite hands that works at Wendy's that I'd like to give me a 5 gallon frosty.

by Vajageddon March 6, 2010

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

miles per gallon

Measure of the distance a vehicle can travel by consuming only one gallon of fuel. Multiplying this ratio by the total capacity of a vehicle's fuel tank gives the maximum mileage the vehicle can travel in one trip without refueling.

"This new compact car gets over 30 miles per gallon."

by aggiecsguy July 10, 2003

Galbo

Any redheaded successfull individual with large biceps, gets hospital drunk, creeps on peeps, surfs the net for weird shit, takes care of business, and hearts faceboinking.

Did you see that guy out last night? He was so entertaining, must of been a galbo.

by Capitain Duder January 31, 2009