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The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
by NobleGryphon October 10, 2016
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Goodbye cruel world

Your last will you left when you decide to suicide.
I hate my life.
Life is bitch.
Goodbye cruel world.
by siff ess bee July 23, 2017
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Fuck You and Goodbye

1. What the editors of "News of the World" really thaught when they made the last cover of the worst newspaper of the world.

2. What the majority of British citizens would like to call out to Rupert Murdoch.
"Hey, you guys don't want us to tap your phones, invent stories, steer the government and make millions?

Fuck You and Goodbye!"
by Zodgilla July 11, 2011
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Irish goodbye

When two leprichauns slap their cocks together on departing
Seamus and kev had a 'sword fight' jk it was just an Irish goodbye
by Sumborino March 27, 2017
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Irish Goodbye

Leaving without letting anyone know.

See also: Joe Biden’s Afghanistanexit strategy”.
If we get bombed into oblivion by a pack of fundamentalist goat herders, you can thank Sleepy Joe and his Irish Goodbye out of Bagram!
by K9Mamma August 19, 2021
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Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.
Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"
by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022
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Post-Goodbye Depression

The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.
You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
by Alain Kribler May 1, 2014
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