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Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020
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Glitch

An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.
A: All hail the glitch!

B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
by Opso Opos February 3, 2021
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the x glitch

the x glitch is where on your playstation if the x button does not work you have to resrtart your system
"aw crap i got the x glitch on minecraft"
by Ohsnap24 March 19, 2021
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Glitch

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
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Glitch

A person who is dangerously out of a norm, and a "glitch" to society. This can be applied to individuals who are pedophiles, rapists, or there to just cause trouble.
"Dude, you saw what he was doing at the party last night right?"

"Yea, he was hitting on those underage girls. What a glitch."
by MrTalksALot April 26, 2021
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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 26, 2023
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infinite money glitch

In video games it’s a way to get an infinite amount of in game currency by exploiting a bug or glitch that wasn’t intended to be in the game.
Gamer 1: Bro how did you get 1,000,000 coins!?

Gamer 2: An infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 27, 2023
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