fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

fungus dripping

The act of taking LSD and mushrooms at the same time

Guy: man I was fungus dripping so hard yesterday

Bro: Same homie been waiting all week

by Moonwolfe May 12, 2018

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

smelly funguy man

the man in the forest but will throw a girl under the bus for eating his funguy toes and not washing them when she is done

when a guy has ugly fun guy toes and ladies eat them for him and he is very nice fungi twos for example dc smelly funguy man

by lil dogfood November 12, 2018

DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 29, 2019

victor fungus

Blackened toejam, dark crusty feet
Feet smelling just like ammonia

Muddy Lee took off his work boots 🥾 and stunk up the whole entire house 🏠.. It was immediately determined his dawgs👣 had victor fungus.. peew👃 Gott Dayuuuuuum!!

by King Pheremones 🔥 April 15, 2021

toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023