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two slices of fuck all

1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'

man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'

man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
by Mr Cunninglinguist May 15, 2010
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fuckables

its like the candy kissables only better.
Did you have any fuckables for dessert?!
by jessie(:smile. March 6, 2009
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fuck all y'all

A statement of defiant dismissal that one gives to one's haters.
Tupac once said, "Fuck all y'all."
by lichno August 13, 2018
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fuckball

A very homosexual ball game.

It involves using a ball with two circles, about the diameter of a penis, cut into it, both directly opposite each other. At the start, one person from each team places their penis in the ball, and from there the game starts. The idea is to get the ball past the other team's goal line to score a goal, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your penis. This is why the holes are there. The name comes from that the appearence given is that of fucking the ball.

The game is generally played with about 7 people a side, but can be played with as many fags as you can find.
Hey, you up for a game of fuckball?
by Lee Ji Hoon November 7, 2007
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hot tub o' fuckalilla

(3) An extremely attractive person, possessing obvious sex appeal and / or highly desirable traits (usually female).

Definitely considered vulgar.
(3) Jaime: "Mang, she was a hot tub o' fuckalilla. I wanted to hit tha' shit, but she was frontin'!"
by Luc Samatas June 10, 2009
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fuckable

someone who turns your head into an ongoing porn theater and makes your mouth water just by looking at them.
"RARR! Did you see Laura's tits? Damnnnn, is that blonde fuckable or what? Like walking sex on a stick."

"Miss January has got to be the most fuckable woman I have ever seen. The centerfold you just want to throw on the kitchen counter and screw until you forget your own name."
by WinoJr27 July 30, 2008
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fuckball

The woman positions herself where she is grabbing the back of her knees, forming a ball; all three holes ( vaginal, anal, and oral) are all "lined up". Proceed to switch off fucking all three.
Damn that slutty ass bitch let me fuckball her till she got motion sickness!
by sub-culture Mike July 22, 2006
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