Amir Friendzone

The sexual act of penetrating a female using a duck egg, while the female flips backwords allowing the egg to fall out and crack open.

Me and Jonathan fought, then I gave his Wife a Amir Friendzone.

Amir Friendzone by @Google.com January 16, 2026

Buridan's Friendzone 

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

Buridan's Friendzone by dogroastias December 2, 2016

October 19.National Friendzone Day 

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

October 19.National Friendzone Day by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

October 19.National Friendzone Day 

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

October 19.National Friendzone Day by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

October 19.National Friendzone Day 

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

October 19.National Friendzone Day by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

October 19.National Friendzone Day 

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

October 19.National Friendzone Day by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

friend zone to endzone 

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.

"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

friend zone to endzone by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 28, 2011