freshman drama

drama caused by (a) freshman(s)

He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.

by jczlez January 11, 2009

freshman philosophy major

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.

Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."

by jjobson February 20, 2013

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

The most funniest sports crew ever assembled. Notorious for putting holes in the locker room and "Deficating" on the bathroom floor. Prob. The most hated team coach Firr. ever had. John warner and goldberg were known as the team cock suckers. Millburn was thier biggest rival. They dared motals to step into there realm. Fat people can't pitch. they were the reason coach firr couldn't get laid. Will forever be known as the infamous 16.

Livingston Freshmen Baseball

"Justin...Don't bunt this pitch!" - Firrenator

" I think it hit the water tower."- JB
" Yea i think it hit that guy in the head......." - Dave Chapplle

" I am going to deflower you tight pink assholes!"-NK

" NO GOOOD!"- Firr

by Dennis Mc'Qual January 2, 2009

freshman

You have no freedom or fun, no license, no one texts you & you often contemplate suicide

The freshman wasn't invited to any parties and spent her night at home alone.

by rdawgdizzle June 30, 2011

Freshman Cute

Term used to describe someone who was attractive during your freshman year of high school, but got ugly as time progressed

Yo dude, Tanner is so freshman cute.

by shshshannon December 30, 2010

Freshmen Year

You're first year in high school aka the worst year of high school, where you get your ass kicked

Jon: Are you excited for Freshmen Year?
Dave: Hell no we are gunna get our ass kicked

by Esteban Noiche August 13, 2006

Freshman Follie

This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginé.

Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?

Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.

Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.

Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.

by TheDoobieBrother November 3, 2011