Popeyeing of the forearm

a condition usually found in single men who spend so much time 'pleasing themselves in the Boy area' that their right arm over develops severely, like one of Popeye's arms...or a fiddler Crab

man: Doc, you got to help me, I can't get my shirt sleeve over my arm its so swollen.
Doc: I'm afraid young man that you have developed "Popeyeing of the forearm"
man:is it curable?
Doc: try not to wank your nutsack flat every night and shag someone instead, that'll sort it.

by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

1 step forwards, 3 steps back

1. A very bad situation
2. The song by Olivia Rodrigo

1. Dude that situation was 1 step forwards, 3 steps back
2. Have you heard the song "1 step forwards, 3 steps back"?

by Le bisexual pyrokinetic May 31, 2021

forward

Excessively interested in the opposite sex. Particularly when referring to females; Boy Crazy, Slutty.

Mom: "You've been hanging out with Coren a lot these days"

Ted: "so... do you have a problem with her?"

Mom: "Well i don't know... she seems well... a little forward."

by Seth Pierce May 22, 2005

I forgor 💀

@on_a_downward_spiral

I forgor 💀

by armiiiin July 11, 2021

blumpkin forearm shiver

When the person who just received a blumpkin puts their arm elbow deep in the toilet and then closelines the person who just gave them the blumpkin.

Ben was enraged that Kristie used her teeth when he climaxed on the can so he immediatly gave her a blumpkin forearm shiver to let her know who's boss.

by C Floods July 7, 2006

fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.

Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."

by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009

Forgasm

Food + Orgasm = Forgasm.

Skillet potatoes, french toast and over easy eggs, omggg. Just had a forgasm.

by Mahlmann January 1, 2012