foregasm

when a man ejaculates on a golf course, and yells out "fore!" just before it hits some golfer on the cheek

Leemoney: FORE!!!
Peter: Huh? OH, UHGG, OH GOD DAMMIT! *gurgle gurgle*
Leemoney: YES, hole in one.

by YUH! June 26, 2004

foraker

Originating from the Spanish isles as slang for a sore butthole after a long night of anal sex.

That guy totally gave me a foraker

by Devon D'Andrea November 18, 2004

foreclose

During masturbation, for an uncircumcised man to roll up the foreskin immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is contained and can be dealt with at another location without making a mess.

cool_guy998: shit i just got jizz all over my keyboard
theresthebeef: you shoulda foreclosed
cool_guy998: fuck you im circumcised
theresthebeef: sucks to be you
cool_guy998: shit shit shit this is my mom's computer shit

by anunamouse June 25, 2010

forecast

The weather...?

The forecast is in the news.

by Maria Evels November 3, 2003

foreglaze

A thin layer of spunk spread across the forehead.

Although his spunk was thick and grimy when it hit her forehead, her mother did remark that it left a tasteful foreglaze the morning after.

by Hojohoro Bekahamu & Phil Williams February 12, 2004

foreffingever

Practically means "forever", but said in a pissed way.

The video takes foreffingever to load !!

by lmaomuch September 21, 2009

Forebroding

adj. The feeling you get when you see a buddies number on your caller id and know hes calling to ask you to help him do something that is a dumb idea.

I felt Forebroding when saw that Lars called me so I didnt answer it because I knew he was calling to have me help him move a 550 LB steel gun safe upstairs with only a handtruck.

by Professor Tawdry October 1, 2009