A football player with a big dick
by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017
Get the football dick mug.A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.
Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"
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A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.
Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.
Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.
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playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.
bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"
bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."
johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"
bobby-"you'll see"
fast forward to during the game
bobby-"go long johnny"
*dramatic lightning crash*
bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"
johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"
*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*
by pocatilda. July 3, 2008
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It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
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