Flattened The Curve

1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.

1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

Swy flotted

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.

by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008

Floatin' on ice

Having the perfect high. almost a euphoric feeling. usually a mixture of pills and alcohol, or a simple mix of different drugs.

Dude bro, That vicodin and weed cookie has me just floatin' on ice!

by double-d 123 June 2, 2010

Floatch

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011