Flossophy

An obscure religion in which its followers promise to floss thrice a day, or otherwise incur the wrath of the Floss God, who will 'smite them down with rotten teeth all year round.'

I promise to floss thrice a day, for I am a follower of Flossophy.

by The Phlosophist October 18, 2015

Flossy clit

More than average long hair around the clit causing a man to have his teeth flossed While performing oral sex.

I eat My girls flossy clit to save money on dental floss.

by Stonedogg June 17, 2018

floshiftiing

one of my favorite mutuals, she’s very swag and kind. if you don’t like her, go to therapy

an idiot: i don’t like floshiftiing
anyone with a brain: unalive yourself <3

by wheresteddyboi August 26, 2021

angel floss

Female pubic hair that becomes trapped between teeth during vigorous cunnalingus.

Phillip got a mouth full of angel floss after going down on that stripper.

by NS_Sherlock June 3, 2011

Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.

James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.

Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014