campaign financing

A bribe.

Corporations and Billionaires are shelling out huge bribes to politicians in the form of 'campaign financing,' however, calling a bribe by any other name is still a bribe.

by blueribbonredstripes September 26, 2012

financially strapped

Money is tight; stretching a dollar; making a dollar out of a dime; high debt and low income

Realizing we have been financially strapped for over a year now, we will have to scale down this year's summer vacation.

by Community Awareness October 7, 2015

creative financing

Becoming a stripper or crack whore to support one's lavish lifestyle or to pay a college tuition.

Thanks to creative financing, Colleen can now afford to attend Monmouth State.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 17, 2004

creative financing

(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft

1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

financially embarrassed

living paycheck to paycheck, no money, or broke

Hey, Sam you gonna join us at the bar after work? No, man I'm financially embarrassed till payday.

by kione573 January 13, 2008

Financialence

The act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something.

Oh, your not wanting to have sex huh, your trying abstinence? Okay, then I guess I will have to practice financialence! and not spend any money on your ass!

by Greg.S-Michael.T September 11, 2016

Financially Gay

When 2 males/females make the executive decision to pool their incomes together in an attempt to fuck the traditional financial system of heterogeneous relationships (male and female)

Both parties then contribute to well being of each others financial growth and major purchases that would typically be out of their reach. This bypasses the detrimental effects a typical parasitic relationship.

Bro, that yacht looks sick. We should go financially gay and buy the motherfucker!

Let's do it.Well also need life jackets from of all the pussy we'll be drowning in.

by mrhappytimes August 25, 2017