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financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.
David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.
by Ecyl April 28, 2025
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Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.
Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against dictatorial regimes.
Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
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Financial Decolonization

A word coined by Quechua Artist Akapa Supay. This word was coined or created from a blog post he posted on his website which was titled "Financial Decolonization". In simpler terms, its true meaning is unlearning bad financial habits, while adopting financial literacy.
"Did you hear how Chester was saving up his money, used it to invest , while doubling his profit? That's some real Financial Decolonization right there"

"My rent is $1,500 for the month and I only had $2,000 to spend this month. I saw this new game system that was another $500, but when I calculated rent and purchasing the game system I didn't think it was a smart decision. I had to ask myself if It was a necessity, and because It wasn't I chose to save my extra $500. I wanted to execute my Financial Decolonization methods during the heat of the moment.
by Yuraqamaru July 30, 2022
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Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.
by robstyrr July 9, 2010
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financial advice

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?
by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024
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