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Fecal Hindenburg

The act of someone expelling explosive diarrhea into another's mouth until the point that they can take no more and their cheeks' explode.
Cinnamon chundered shorty after receiving a fecal hindenburg.
by BlahBlah2011 September 5, 2011
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Fecal Cloud

According to Neil M. Ampel, MD in Journal Watch Infectious Diseases published online on May 19, 2010, a "Fecal Cloud" is what surrounds Clostridium Difficile (C-diff) infected patients in their hospital beds.

Scientists documented that 7 out of 10 C-diff patients had airborne C-diff bacteria or spores surrounding them which likely came from the patients own flatulence which dispersed them into the air.

Clostridium Difficile is pronounced several ways: Klos-tridium Dif fe sell or Dif fe seal.
Neil M. Ampel's observation where he names a "fecal cloud" arises from a published study by Emma Best, et al. in Clinical Infectious Diseases called "The potential for Airborne Dispersal of Clostridium Difficile for symptomatic patients " on June 1, 2010. Since C-diff spores and bacterium are passed out of the body in feces, Neil may have thought this was useful definition of the phenomenon.

This paper supports my theory that C-diff patients then can breathe back in their own C-diff spores and bacterium from their 'fecal cloud" thereby prolonging their disease and/or contributing to their death. Airborne C-diff directly leads to prolonged hospital epidemics and are a leading and quickly increasing cause of Hospital Acquired Infections (HAI).
by AirborneDiseaseGuru May 20, 2011
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fecal frosty

A popular frozen dessert enjoyed by many street workers too keep energy levels high while working on cold streets. Loaded with protein and carbs, its the number one way Hookers start their day.
Fuck Red Bull...gimme a fecal frosty!
by Chinwa February 22, 2007
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fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011
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Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.
That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.
by Tosandes January 5, 2020
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Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus
After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.
by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016
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Fecal Mange

The unfortunate result of an awkward chocolate sham-póó in which the recipient allows the fecal matter to dry in his/her hair resulting in the appearance of matted, mange.
I was like "Damn, Girl! Don't be tryin to cuddle on me with that nappy ass fecal mange!"
by Reverend FeltaboyNorthernsert October 14, 2011
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