Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Fatelyr

Basically where I come from Fatelyr means "Gay Cunt". I think that's the English expression for it.

Fuck off you fatelyr lookin' ass

by Bosquito August 27, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

faster-fasto

A rapid but effective pace of doing or causing things to happen far different from rashness.

He was so faster-fasto in the race that none of his contenders outran him.

by Bomis Bakdel December 7, 2020

Fasted

Faster then faster

"DUDE THAT GUY WAS SO FASTED!"

by Its_real_trust_me January 30, 2021

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.

Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop

by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021