Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.
Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"
Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."
Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011
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A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"
Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010
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A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. The act of adding a mass of farticles (particles that come from a creature's flatulence) to the air. Many consider this a form of pollution.
B. The act of inhaling (through the nose or mouth) farticles. This results in unpleasant smells and/or tastes by the inhaler. Many consider this a form of reducing pollution.
A. That clean, well shaven dog just farticled all over the park!
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
B. That clean, well shaven man just helped global warming because he farticled all of Larry's humongous fart.
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2.Used in eubonics as a verb, to tell someone to hold still.(humorous)
2.Used in eubonics as a verb, to tell someone to hold still.(humorous)
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Tag line: If it's in the Barn, it's in the Burger.
Can also be done with a Wendy's Bacon Deluxe and a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, resulting in the Farminator Omega.
Tag line: If it's in the Barn, it's in the Burger.
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