Fecal Hysteria

A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.

"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."

"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."

by LexiSays December 2, 2011

fucaled

v.To be thoroughly stopped, embarrassed, or thwarted in a scoring attempt.

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The Slovaks thought they were going to score on a breakaway but they were fucaled, badly.

by lobsterbeybuoy January 1, 2014

fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014

fecal tickle

The act of inserting an object in one's anal cavity in order to "attempt" to encounter fecies. Despite the name, fecies do not, in fact, have nerve endings, so there is no way to measure if they receive a "tickle". Fecal tickles can have pleasurable intent, as well as malicious- and often come as a surprise to the host party.

Robb was watching Greys Anatomy and drinking wine with Carl. Robb fell asleep on the couch, so Carl decided to fecal tickle Robb with a Apple TV remote.

by JR "Paycheck" January 29, 2017

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017

fecalwad

Like a douche canoe, but shittier.

Did you hear that he got drunk and made a pass at the female bouncer? What a total fecalwad.

by Squeezil January 23, 2019

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019