by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021
Get the Can everyone stop fucking posting thesemug. by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019
Get the why do everyone want diamond?mug. And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
Get the Objectively good to everyone elsemug. by SparkSpork December 15, 2020
Get the Discord @everyone daymug. <.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Sending Genitals TO Instagram Will Haunt Cubans And Everyone Involved With The Regime Of Building A Musuem Dedicated To COding Artistry of 2506 Assault Brigade To Bay Of Pigs Musuem<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.
Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."
by patchmonkey October 17, 2025
Get the Everyone is Twelve Nowmug. What? No! I'm worse than a retard! You're the smart ones! So use that smart fucking brainz of yourself to figure out how to get me my fucking money.
Hym "You are clearly the smarter than everyone guy! So where is the stalking guy's head and why don't I have my money?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the Smarter than everyonemug.