a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.
by ERIC IS SO SEXYY June 29, 2019

the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.
"hey have you seen eric recently?"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
by flipfag4136 March 18, 2019

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

Typically a fag with small penis who curls his arms up like a t rex and runs around and scares the neighbourhood cats. Erics think there all that and do things like eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the refrigerator. Also lowlifes.
He is being an Eric again
by j dorian September 17, 2011
