emersan

a medium tall girl with brown hair and brown eyes. she likes learning about history, gets no bitches but wants someone. loves her friends and hates school. very funny, most likely to be the comic relief in the friend group. doesnt have social media, her parents wont allow it. she has good grades, applies so much pressure to be perfect. wishes she was like someone else, mainly looks wise. she plays soccer, has a love hate relationship with running. everyone spells her name wrong. if you have an emersan, KEEP HER. you will regret losing her, shes one of the funniest people you will ever know and she will always make sure you are cared for.

"you're such an emersan!"
"oh, you mean a funny ass bitch with great hair? thanks!"

by pseudonymlol19920385 April 19, 2022

Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.

Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.

by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011

super emeritus

a. one who has moved beyond the pinnacle of perfection in their area of expertise.

b. something that is beyond awesome.

Goofy: "Mr. Bob makes really excellent doughnuts".

Gallant: "No, Mr. Bob is a Super Emeritus Doughnut King and his doughnuts are seriously super emeritus themselves.

by rotohombre October 27, 2012

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)

Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Emerno

A noobish level 70 troll mage from World of Warcraft on the Kael'thas server.

Did you see that guy Emerno!He sucks!

by cookies14 March 7, 2008

Emerald Skunk

A strong strain of skunk weed noted for its light colorization crystaly look and strong pungent weed smell

*sniff sniff* damn whats that smell man

Thats just some emerald skunk man

lemme hit that shit yo

by mickeyrooney October 2, 2010

honeypot emergency

An urgent situation in which a bear must drop all of his plans to satisfy an important booty call.

Sorry I'm late, everyone - I had a honeypot emergency with the guy I met at the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference last night.

by Tobymike January 15, 2009