if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

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subscribe or else

A pretty unconventional "threat" used by YouTubers, usually involves harm, bad luck, or even death threats, But in reality it's just a joke and the creator have no intent of doing this. Sometimes it involves "no harm" like "subscribe or i will cry"

If you're reading this, that means you're completely immune to all subscribe or else's forever.

"Subscribe or else you will have sleep paralysis tonight" Like shut up man I already subscribed but why

by your local internet lurker July 17, 2025

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You're responsible for what you do and what everyone else does

Then, under the auspices of this, how is Matt Walsh NOT responsible for that school shooting? Where he said it was a holy war and then the next day their was a school. Shooting a at catholic school. The first trans shooter ever. If HE is responsible for everything HE does... AND everything everyone else does... How is the thing I SAID earlier incorrect?

A fucking retard "Cus you're a misogynist and I don't want you to be right about anything anymore."

Hym "Well... I AM. You make up your own bullshit rules regarding behavior. You apply it to everyone. You give yourself a pass. You give your logic never applies to your friends or allies. And then you turn around and cry when anyone else doesn't follow them. 'But why aren't you following my rule about not talking about my slut-daughter and/or purpose generating fuck trophies!?' Look at him! 'You're responsible for what you do AND what everyone else does.' So how is your co-worker NOT responsible for your 'holy war' against the trans the resulted in a bunch of murdered children? BY YOUR OWN LOGIC Matt Walsh has murdered more children then I have. Or am I ALSO responsible for that? I'm responsible for everything everyone does? Is society responsible? Is society 'getting what it deserves' when that happens? I take no responsibility for that. I have been largely excised from society. So no... I'm not responsible for that. Matt IS responsible for that. According to Jordan Peterson. Both can go fuck themselves. Enjoy your 'holy war' and your dead kids."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

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Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

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