out-eloning

A lie so obvious that even eleon wouldn't tell it.

Tesla will never tap capital market again and will be cash flow positive in the future. Also, I don't do this for the money, but to save humanity one G650 flight at a time. Trevor out-eloning with his Nikola snake oil.

by Wgxsa September 13, 2020

Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025

Elon Musk

The scent of meat sweats and fecal matter that inhabits a room for five minutes after Donald Trump runs through

Was that Trump? Only... I thought I smelled lingering Elon Musk.

by dangerferret February 24, 2025

Elon

Big dick

Elon have big dick

by Elon123 November 21, 2021

Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021

Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.

"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."

by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025

Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025