Effinghammed

When one vomits over and over in a social situation, completely blindsiding everyone. The vomiting stops, and a few seconds pass... One of your friends present says, "Dude, are you ..." You interrupt him with more vomit. No one expects it to happen, but all of a sudden... BOOM. Effinghammed.

Pete: Man! I'm so glad you suggested going out to this bar! Lots of hot women! Lots of cheap drink! The music is OH MY GOD DUDE!

Damon: :bllllluuuuuuuuurrrrrfffffppptttppppppp hhuuuuuuurppppp:

Pete: My new shoes....

.....

Pete: Damon, are you HOLY SHIT!

Damon: :huuuuuuuuurrrrrrkkkkkk slluuuurrppppbluuurrrrtttssssss:

Damon: Ugh, (spits), sorry man. Effinghammed.

by benderwiggin July 15, 2014

Effiency

Effiency is a balance between "efficiency" and "sufficiency" to use the minimum amount of effort for creating an outcome.

I believe that the best worker is the one who has effiency.

by PavMaster September 14, 2023

pd-effin

the act of scanning documents and turning them into pdf files for emailing

Rick: Hey, whatya doin?
Vern: Not much, just a little pd-effin for my mortgage broker.

by ricoh0102 February 4, 2010

effin

A substitute for the word "fucking". Used by pathetic hipsters, scene kids, live journal and myspace users.

Livejournal entry for Monday: "Man, my Mom wouldn't let me go to the show last night, what the eff."

"That's the effing sex."

by hXc Hater May 22, 2006

effingham

definition: all-purpose, relatively clean yet still dirty-sounding replacement for fuck.

background: created by some fools I know (big props to the GTX for using this first!) as an all-purpose replacement for...yeah, you see how that goes. The derivation comes from seeing a street sign for "effingham street", and things just went from there.

"That effingham rules!"

"you effingham f*cktard"

etc.

by harperdc July 24, 2004

effigy

(noun) Eastern Washington slang used in reference to a person who is disliked for being really fake or two-faced.

often times, people who qualify as effigies put on a false act that they are really nice or caring, but if you get to know them better or under different circumstances you find out that they're actually extremely rude or uninspiring; completely different than the original image they give. They're not true to who they really are when they're around other people, and will change how they act according to who they're with at any given time.

Girl A: Agh! I HATE that girl! she is so annoying! she's always acting super nice around Nick and Jake, but then, when they're not here, she is a total BWITCH to everyone else!!
Girl B: Omgosh! i knooww! she is such an EFFIGY!!
Girl A: Legit!

by eureka.chica January 20, 2010

Chinese Efficiency

Being as quick,efficient, and productive as a Chinese factory worker.

Also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
White Worker:Chinese Worker 50:1
Mexican Worker:Chinese Worker 10:1

"I'm done with my homework already."
"Wow, you got Chinese Efficiency!"

"Hey I heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker."
"CHINESE EFFICIENCY!!"

"Are you done with your homework?"
White Guy: "No, I'm watching T.V"
Black Guy: "No, I'm doing crack, being a bad boy"
Mexican: "No, I'm eating beans and practicing border jumping skills"
Chinese guy: "OFCOURSE!!"

by Chinamaninnewyork January 24, 2011