When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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Also descendant of Abraham and a Prophet in Islamic beliefs
Also descendant of Abraham and a Prophet in Islamic beliefs
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Theres essan, i want him so much
Girlfriend- essans my boyfriend hes so sexy
Girl2- trust me, dont lose him
Girlfriend- i wont
Girlfriend- essans my boyfriend hes so sexy
Girl2- trust me, dont lose him
Girlfriend- i wont
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by CoolMan1313 September 7, 2020
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They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
"You can tell Alex is pissed when he starts sending out the essay texts"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
by chimpskylark September 29, 2012
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I propose that we replace essays with tests comprised solely of multiple choice and short answer questions.
by HGF88 September 1, 2014
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That was a f- essay. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. You don't know a damn thing about politics college boy.
by mr.knowCNN April 6, 2010
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