Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).

Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.

by iKarma August 19, 2023

Elon

Big dick

Elon have big dick

by Elon123 November 21, 2021

elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

out-eloning

A lie so obvious that even eleon wouldn't tell it.

Tesla will never tap capital market again and will be cash flow positive in the future. Also, I don't do this for the money, but to save humanity one G650 flight at a time. Trevor out-eloning with his Nikola snake oil.

by Wgxsa September 13, 2020

elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

Elonize

The subtle art of acquiring a public limited company by Elon Musk and changing its corporate culture overnight.

Bob: I won't pay $8 per month for just a blue tick on twitter!
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.

by mayukhm November 6, 2022