elijah has a very small dick
by diowjfnksiqkebdn February 23, 2017

by gluuuuusticck November 15, 2016

A gay person who should die in a hole full of lava. He is gay for a porn star named lance and thinks that he can get with anyone. Even though Lance is in love with Elijah's brother and they fuck all the time. Elijah will be forever lonely.
by elijah's suck May 8, 2019

Someone who pretends to like woman but secretly fucks men. He often is seen flirting with guys but when asked about it he will just brush it off. Sometimes he will even go as far as dating a female to throw people off his scent
by Danny divito 5654 January 6, 2018

wow. he’s a real cute guy. usually short, but that’s alright. he usually makes a good couple with girls named mia or mya, but usually mia. he has blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. he has braces at some time in his life and is really funny. he is also super popular and loves the color neon green.
mia- “wow look at that kid with blond hair and blue eyes. he’s so so cute”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”
by a person 603 December 26, 2019

Elijah is an E/I NFP personality type. around some, he is an absolute fucking moron that won't stop talking, but to others, he is a charming person who (under the right pretenses) can brighten your day. he is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He has a witty, deadpan humor, and if you get him mad, he will fucking obliterate you with facts. even if he's wrong, he will never admit it. his manner may annoy you at first, but after a while, he will become endearing. If he likes you, he would never tell you. This is his major downfall, though, as he's been fixated on this one girl for like 2 years and he wont fucking let it go even though i should.
Elijah is pretty gay man
by anonymous October 20, 2018
