Elephant Thonk

Elephant Thonk: Massive camel toe, or huge moose knuckle.

Hey bro. Check out that thick girl's elephant thonk. Looks like it's trying to grow legs.

by Fizban Albrite November 9, 2018

Elephant Bomb

When you cum and poop at the same time.

So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!

by surf December 11, 2012

Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.

Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

elephant root

The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.

my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!

by k-leen September 1, 2005

Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014