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Dustin Rose 

The greatest hockey prospect of all time, amazing speed, hands, big body and a terrific shot to go with brilliant Skoula-like puck poise. Once touted as being possibly the greatest prospect, he disappeared; however, there have been sightings of him in Alaska where it is rumored that he wrestles bears. Will he ever return to the NHL to take his rightful place as the greatest player of all time? Only time will tell.
An average shift for Dustin Rose would be throwing a massive check, stealing the puck from an opposing player, deking out 3 players and putting away a beautiful goal with a laser wristshot.
Dustin Rose by HOCKEY BAWS August 12, 2011
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Dustin Oteri 

Boy: When I grow up I wanna be just like Dustin Oteri!

Mom: I agree. He is one sexy man. mmmmhh
Dustin Oteri by ItsEro April 29, 2019

Dustin Diamond 

1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
Dustin Diamond by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007

DUSTIN POIRIER

A Great all-round fighter who lost recently to Charles Oliveira. He always fell up short to the title and is a former Interim Champion.
Man, Dustin Poirier will never be an Undisputed Champ.
DUSTIN POIRIER by InterimLegend February 16, 2022

Dustin Diamond 

A fucking loser ass pussy who cant get a job because he's all washed from saved by the bell. That was a crapy show anyways.
Person1: Dustin Diamond got hit by a car!!
Person2: So...

Dustin Pedroia 

Second baseman on the Red Sox and won rookie of the year in 2007 and won MVP in 2008. Dustin Pedroia was often doubted because of his small size but he did not listen to the doubters and used determination to get himself to where he is today. He is listed as 5'9 but is honestly probably 5'7. He has taught people not to listen to people that say you cant do something and to use doubt as motivation to succeed.

Dustin is gay 

Dustin is gay but not on all days of the week. Dustin is in fact gay only on a Tuesday other days of the week he tends to be a pussy magnet.
Dustin is gay? why is Dustin gay it must be a Tuesday