Poop Drawer

A person that draws poop for commissions online to people with a scat fetish; it’s a very secret and private art world, but the community is big like some shits. ;)

Drawer 1: So what do you draw for people?
Hot Drawer Girl 4: I make overpriced drawings and 3d animations of shit :>
Drawer 1: Oh… your a poop drawer…

(he ran far away that day some might even say he’s still running.

by Ciel.5 December 23, 2024

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 04, 2024

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 03, 2017

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 03, 2013

girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

The Prat Drawer

The place that prats are consigned to if they dare to try and infiltrate The Twat Cupboard.

Fuck off you Prat and get in The Prat Drawer!

by DrSteeeve August 07, 2020

Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.

He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.

by Slick Lion November 16, 2015