Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

Downerful

A word used to describe a particularly sad event and/or thing.

Steven: Oh god... look at that dude!
Gladys: Man, that's downerful.

Siobhan: Hey...
Grimm: What's up?
Siobhan: I had a stroke...
Grimm: Oh Jesus. That's downerful.

by Mucho! January 22, 2011

Caleb downer

Most fucking obese fat motherfucker that plays rust he plays fucking rust

Yo have you heard about Caleb downer
Yeah he died of type 3 diabetes

by Monkey man420 December 20, 2023

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Downer

Drug that acts as a central nervous system depressant, most often used to describe opioids, benzos and alcohol.

"hey dude, you got any downers?"
"i got some xanax and oxys, what you want?

by PsychodelicJesus March 26, 2023

Carlesque Downer-Core

A genre of media. Typically horror. Not limited to horror, and not all horror qualifies for this definition. The media that qualifies for this definition may appear to share some logical similarities, but is ultimately illogical and unexplainable by the very definition of the word.

Over time, media can lose this genre/property or gain it, depending on a variety of factors, even if the media itself remains unchanged. As such, there is no other exact definition, since the only deterministic criteria is the biased decisions of streamer ChronoCarl.

A: "I don't get it. So he'll play Luigi's Mansion, which is horror but whimsical, Lethal Company, which is a lot scarier but can be funny sometimes, and Black Mesa which isn't funny or goofy at all, and just straight out zombies and aliens. But he won't play Left 4 Dead? Why?"
B: "Because it's Carlesque Downer-Core, and the other three aren't. There's no logic man, you're wasting your time."

by ChronoCarl February 23, 2024

downer

another way of saying a drink because you down the drink

"man its hot out here i need a downer"
it is NOT used like "what downers will everyone be having this evening"

by finn peters November 29, 2016