(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.
Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
by Abe&JakeBFF June 1, 2011
Get the Douchemug. by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005
Get the douchedmug. "That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008
Get the Douchemug. noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it
noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"
by Meredith November 19, 2003
Get the Douchemug. Example:
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
Two uni student in a tutorial room:
Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!
(...) silence
Dave : - You're a douche.
by socstudent March 18, 2009
Get the douchemug. 1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.
by Gabbo243 April 24, 2006
Get the Douchemug.