dorito

(N) A style of grooming a woman's pubic hair. Shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a Dorito snack chip.

I tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the Dorito

by Bone June 18, 2004

Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Dorie

The hottest,prettiest,sweetest girl around. Dorie is a rare name so she must be a keeper! She's got the best of everything. She can play sports and fish and hunt, yet she can get dressed up and be a sweet fun loving girl. She likes to joke around and is the best friend and girlfriend you could have! If you meet a dorie you better keep her and hold on to her. She also is an amazing kisser as a bonus.

Guy 1: Have you met dorie yet? GUY 2: no but I heard she's amazing Guy 1: yeah she really knows how to have a good time

by rankled arnolddd February 4, 2013

Dorita

Dorita is a funny lass, kind and proper peng.

Everyone needs a Dorita in their life

Cor you need to get yourself a Dorita

by Dingalong August 28, 2019

Dorito Bomb

The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.

Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"

by Rackbar August 14, 2010

doriann

She is unique. If you know her you know what I'm talking about. Anyone that meets her will be blessed. She touches your heart. She is total sweetness & purity. She is kind to all living things! The bond with Doriann is unexplainable.

Love kind sweet Doriann purity loving

by Threeofus September 23, 2013

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010