The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021
Get the Divorce vowsmug. Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021
Get the Divorce Presentmug. A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.
“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
by NZyeribop October 30, 2021
Get the divorce bagmug. When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!
by Between You & Me March 5, 2021
Get the Workplace Divorcemug. by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020
Get the Divorce Showermug. I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
Get the Divorce whisperermug. by RYM_RAM January 4, 2017
Get the divorced teethmug.