Delaware duo

Brushing one’s teeth while shitting.

Sorry I’m late I rushed as much as I could. I even did the Delaware Duo.

Boss: wtf is that ?
Man it’s this great time saver. Try it out next time you’re running late, you brush your teeth while shitting!

by PudPower April 23, 2023

Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020

Delaware Lava Cake

A sexual act where 2 sexual partners spread their ass cheeks and connect their anus', and then proceed to shit into each other.

Did you hear johnny and his girl did a Delaware lava cake last night?

by shit consumer 29 May 20, 2020

Delaware County

A suburb in PA close to chester,PA and about 30 mins southwest of Philadelphia. Full of stuck up girls mostly with theyre parents money who are all sluts.

I just banged this girl from delaware county. She was such a biotch.

by TheWanderingGentile October 11, 2020

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Delaware Reach Around

Common monkey ball speed running strategy

Nice Delaware reach around bro! Cut a few seconds off for sure

by Mumbo97 August 21, 2022

Delaware Rainfall

Idaho Rainfall is when a man urinates onto a person or thing below them, usually this occurs on top of buildings, or on any high ground where a man can let the rain go.

Person 1# Gosh digit, Aidan gave me a Delaware Rainfall last week.
Person 2# Good

by TheSaxophoneLol November 28, 2022