Deja Vu

i've just been in this place before higher on the street and I know it's my time to go calling you and the search is mystery standing on my feet it's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!

Hillary: I feel some kind of Deja Vu happening right now.
Trump: Have you been in this place before?

by Strap-on Hawking January 27, 2020

deja view

The weird coincidence that happens when you decide to watch a repeat of a tv program that you've seen only (parts of) once before, and it turns out to be that one episode that you've already seen.

I've seen Seinfeld only once, so I thought I'd try to get into it watch the repeats ... turned on the tv and it was the one episode I'd already seen. Talk about deja view.

by Cabot Wonder July 13, 2009

deja tivo

The phenomenon when you want to hit rewind only to realize the experience was real life.

I would have rewound that but, oops, it was deja tivo.

by keith ogle June 20, 2008

Deja Booze

The feeling while drinking that you've been doing the same thing before.

"Hey, I just got a deja booze, since it felt like I've been here before drinking red bull and raspberry vodka, poured by Corey (like last morning at 5:00 a.m.)"

by Formerly Lazlo December 18, 2011

Deja Moodoo

The feeling you have heard this shit before and already know how it's going to end.

Beth is always complaining and saying she hates her relationship with Mike. Then turns around and makes up, never doing anything about the relationship she says she hates, and wants to leave. Same Deja Moodoo all the time

by surfgirl420 September 2, 2010

deja poo

When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.

Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!

by naaattterrrr November 3, 2010

Deja-Shit

When one leaves a small to medium sized turd, only to return to the bathroom within ten minutes, usually leaving an even larger turd. Experts say this is due to the fact that air is stored between the lumps of feces which also explains the ocasional fart in between the two bathroom sessions.

Whooa guys, you better wait to pass the rest of those tacos, I feel a Deja-Shit coming.

by Kage January 18, 2005