Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 02, 2014
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bi-defensive

is probably bi, but is dealing with everything related to it defensively
homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball
by awwedorable July 30, 2015
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defensive smoker

An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.
i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker
by bigchalie33 October 28, 2009
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defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
by BBB April 18, 2005
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balls defense

Method of defense for women against men. A guy trying to grab a girl? Kick ‘em in the balls!
“That guy just tried to attack me!”
What did you do?”
Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine
by queesticles October 08, 2020
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The Harlow Defense

A progressive punk band from Albuquerque, New Mexico with waaaay larger nuts than BrokenCyde.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear BrokenCyde is all about fucking jail bait?

Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.
by BC(fucks)13(year olds) May 10, 2009
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Defensive Language

The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.
by Gozroth November 28, 2011
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