To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.
"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."
by help. September 02, 2014
homophobia makes no sense to him, but he's still so weird when anything gay comes up, what a bi-defensive oddball
by awwedorable July 30, 2015
An act while playing madden. Grabbing a ciggarette or a blunt and lighting up while on defence and letting your defensive players do all the work while you enjoy smoking activities and cracking jokes with friends.
i was whoopin my brothers ass in madden when craig passed me a lit blunt and we didnt have to press pause cause i was on defence. Then we continued to crack on my brother bc adrian peterson ran over 5 players and broke 3 tackles..i am a defensive smoker
by bigchalie33 October 28, 2009
by BBB April 18, 2005
“That guy just tried to attack me!”
“What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”
“What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”
by queesticles October 08, 2020
Kid 1: Hey did you hear BrokenCyde is all about fucking jail bait?
Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.
Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.
by BC(fucks)13(year olds) May 10, 2009
The opposite of offensive language. It is used in lieu of actual swearing. Implemented by children and morons. see also: Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's Defensive Language isn't fooling anyone.
by Gozroth November 28, 2011